If I Ran the World

Totes writing this just to link up with Bon Bon's link party.
I think the idea is hilarious.
Go look at her post though, it's way more ingenious than mine. She's the mastermind behind it all!

If I ran the world...

Life would be like a continuous musical theatre piece. Everyone would sing and dance when they had something important and/or emotional to say.
Sorry, for those of you who don't like musicals. I do. Just learn to deal with the idea.

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This implies that everyone would be able to sing and dance really well. No more of these singing and dancing competitions on tv... which has its ups and downs...

Houses would be made of chocolate, and it would not melt, get sticky, or go bad. And it would get re-paved constantly because you all know you would eat it. And eating it would not make us fat.

Flying would be possible without the aid of pixie dust.

No racists. No druggies. No gangsters. No terrorists. Heck, this sounds a little like world peace...
But it's a cop-out to say that...
So let's just say no racists, druggies, gangsters, terrorists, etc.

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Everyone would be required to take naps.

Every day would have perfect weather. MY definition of perfect. Slightly cloudy, blue sky, autumn-esque, a light breeze with warm sun... And then maybe throw a storm in here or there so that we appreciate the good weather.

Everything would function via thumb scanning so that we wouldn't have to worry about losing keys or cards... but then again, some people don't have fingers... so we'd allow the option of eye-scans or voice recognition. Cover all bases.

Nobody judges you if you act "weird".

There would be no such thing as "hot vs. ugly". Magazines would no longer airbrush "beautiful" people to make us normal people feel like dirt.

There would be a Happily Ever After for everyone!

And now my brain is dying... even though there are plenty of other things. Ah-hah! There's another one... no more brain farts!

Oh, and everyone would quote Disney movies all the time. And just... movies in general. But mostly Disney.

And Carrie Underwood would be my next-door neighbor.

That's pretty much all I've got right now. Curse this brain fart...

Be sure to go over and link up your post of what the world would be like if you ran it!